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(studying Jane's mural)
Jodie: See how the hands grip the steering wheel? Like he still thinks he can try to pull out of it.
Mack: Yeah. Maybe he could, if his arms were attached.
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Sandi: Where are all the guys? I mean, how long does it take them to change?!
Tiffany: I heard a bunch of cars leaving earlier.
Sandi: Well, why didn't you say anything?
Tiffany: I figured they belonged to a really big family.
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Brittany: Wow, Jodie, no wonder you're an honor student!
Jodie: Yeah. All that note-taking and studying is just to kill time between my friends romantic crises.
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Brittany: I've had it! Kevin and I are finally over for good.
Cheerleader: Is it over over, like the time he got you a football for your birthday? Or just over, like the time he thought your goldfish needed air?
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Brittany: Maybe I should find someone who really appreciates me.
Kevin: Maybe I should find someone who really appreciates me!
Jane: (pretending to call on the phone) Hello, mom?
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Brittany: I can't believe it. No one has asked me to the dance! Am I losing my looks?
Andrea: (walks past) They're gaining their senses.
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Kevin: I can't get one cheerleader to go to the dance with me. I don't get it.
Jane: Maybe you're losing your looks.
Daria: Or maybe you're losing your mind.
Kevin: You think I'm losing my looks?
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Jake: How come Quinn never introduces us to her friends?
Daria: Why don't you ask the little people who live in your potatoes?
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Jake: School dances suck!
(stabs mashed potatoes)
Helen: Jake! Here, make a guest house. (spoons potatoes onto plate)
Jake: All right!
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Brittany: Then you just go ahead and do that because it's...it's over! And this time I mean it!
Kevin: Oh, yeah? Well, it's double over for me!
Jane: You don't really think...
Daria: Forget it. That species mates for life.
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Brittany: Hmph! For your information, there are plenty of guys who think I'm pretty and smart!
Daria: You can visit them at the Cedars of Lawndale head injury ward.
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Brittany: Jane, your picture's full of bloody people! That's not a still life!
Jane: Sure it is. The blood's the reason they're so still.