Daria

Helen: Jake, we're here to see my family, not to have fun.

Daria: We are now entering Hell. Please keep your hands and elbows inside the car.

Jake: So, how'd you meet Rita? Paul: Well, you know, we both love the sea. I have a sailboat... Jake: And she's a little dinghy!

Daria: So, it turns out you can go through training and be up there working on the Space Station in under three months. Now I'm just waiting for my Tang.

Lerman: (mumble mumble) Daria: Mmm-hmm...What did you say? Lerman: Just a little pointless chit-chat. Forget it.

Daria: A Bridal Expo? That's a good message to send high school students. Jodie: It's a fund-raiser for extracurricular activities. Jane: I wonder what kind of extracurricular activities would lead to a wedding...

Seamstress: Nature didn't see fit to give you much in the way of hips, did she, dearie? Daria: I think I'm going to be ill. Is that a problem for you?

Daria: I don't think you thought this through: what are you going to do with the hostages when you're at the airport? Jane I'm taking them with me. We are talking about party plane. All the way to Libia.

Amy: I hate myself in a formal dress. And everyone else too.

Mack: When you hear yourself talk, does it make sense to you? Kevin: Sometimes.

Amy: Let's see...you're in college now, or something? Daria: Still high school, unfortunately. Amy: I have some vague memories of high school; but these days you all carry weapons, right? Daria: Well, not to formal occasions like this. Amy: That's where you kids make your mistake.

Jane: (fake Southern accent) Oh, Scarlet, you grow lovelier by the day. Daria: I will kill you. And bury you in this dress.

Daria: I'm an exotic dancer. You know, at a club. I take off my clothes and dance for strange men. Bridesmaid: Really? Lerman: She's quite good. Bridesmaid: You've seen her!?

Lerman: (to Brian) I'm sorry. What did you say you do again? I thought I heard "intelligence", but that can't be right.

Paul: Who's Roger? Quinn: He fell onto a cow. Paul: Ick! Daria: And he was one of the lucky ones.