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(Daria & Jane in a fight with each other & Trent walks in)
Trent: What's the matter with you?
Daria: She's gonna fail Language Arts! And it'll be your fault!
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Jane: (to Tom) Hey, pull up a bench, we'll order another pie.
Tom: Nah, I'm only gonna stay another minute.
Daria: Wanna borrow my stop watch?!
Tom: Daria if you want me to leave just say so!
Daria: Okay. Bye now!
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Jane: Trent, I don't care if she forgives you. I'm never speaking to you again.
Trent: You just did.
Jane: Damn!
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Trent: Hey, the second set's just the stuff that's not good enough for the first. I wouldn't stay for it myself, if I weren't in the band.
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Max: Look, when I'm going foom, foom, foom, foom, what damn good does it do to have you going badda-dah, badda-dah, badda-dah, blat?
Nick: It's not "blat", Max; it's "blam".
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Daria: And even if we were friends, I still wouldn't ride in that car.
Tom: That's just plain common sense.
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Jane: Who said anything about writing music? He sampled the toilet flushing and created an all-plumbing version of "O, Susanna".
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Trent: Thanks for coming to the gig. I got to get back before Max and Nicholas kill each other.
Daria: Yeah. You don't want to miss that.
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Jane: C'mon Daria! Trent will love doing some computer music. It will satisfy the secret techno dancer freak hiding beneath that cool alternative exterior.
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Trent: Listen, I got to get to rehearsal. I'm late.
Daria: How do you know? You don't wear a watch.
Trent: I'm always late. That's why I don't wear a watch. They depress me.
Daria: You know, Trent, somehow that makes perfect sense.
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Daria: You and Jane aren't really morning people, are you?
Trent: Hey, the night holds the key.
Daria: The key to what?
Trent: I don't know, Daria. It's early.
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Tom: Mmm...very nice. You like convertibles?
Jane: Sofas?
Tom: Cars.
Jane: Why, you got one?
Tom: Um...no, but the roof of my car is rusting through.
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Jane: Isn't "exciting assignment" a contradiction in terms?
Daria: I don't know. Let's ask our inspiring instructor.
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Helen: (offscreen) Meeting!
Jake: (offscreen) Golf!
Quinn: (offscreen) Date!
Daria: Sarcasm!
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Jane: I have a good feeling about this multimedia thing, teammate.
Daria: That's the nastiest name anyone's ever called me.
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(Daria rings Jane's doorbell)
Jane: (groggy) Hey.
Daria: What's with you?
Jane: After you called, I got up, got dressed, and then fell back asleep...you did call, right? Cause I don't think I could've dreamt a conversation that nasty...