Daria

Season 3 Episode 12

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Aired Monday 10:00 PM Aug 11, 1999 on MTV - Music Television
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Principal Li forces the entire school to raise funds by going on a casino cruise, on a run-down toilet of a ship. There, Quinn gets stood up by her date; Mr. DeMartino deals with his gambling addiction; and Daria and Jane try in vain to get some sleep. Eventually the ship crashes into a garbage scow; many jabs at Titanic ensue.moreless

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    Tracy Grandstaff

    Tracy Grandstaff

    Daria Morgendorffer

    Wendy Hoopes

    Wendy Hoopes

    Jane Lane, Helen Morgendorffer, Quinn Morgendorffer

    Julian Rebolledo

    Julian Rebolledo

    Jake Morgendorffer

    Marc Thompson

    Marc Thompson

    Kevin Thompson, Anthony DeMartino, Timothy O'Neill, Jamie White

    Janie Mertz

    Janie Mertz

    Sandi Griffin, Brittany Taylor, Sick, Sad World Reporter

    Jessica Cydnee Jackson

    Jessica Cydnee Jackson

    Jodie Landon

    Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions

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    • TRIVIA (2)

      • The "Mile High Club" refers to having sex in an airplane, since the cruising altitude is over a mile high into the atmosphere. That being said, there's no way to join it while being on a boat.

      • Mrs. Manson, from "The Esteemsters" (#101), can be seen at the poker table when Daria and Jane first walk into the casino.

    • QUOTES (18)

      • Ms. Li: (speaking on P.A. system) Attention Students!
        Jane: Uh oh, it's those voices again.
        Ms. Li: (continues speaking on P.A. system) Due to cash flow problems, Casino Night attendance is now mandatory. Show your school spirit and dip into your college fund! Thank you!
        Daria: Now I'll never be able to buy that college.

      • Jodie: I realize I'm probably wasting my time, but do you guys want to buy tickets to Casino Night? It's going to be on the Princess Fairy Luxury liner.
        Daria: So the only means of escape is drowning.

      • Ms. Li: Please, Mr. DeMartino! I haven't heard anyone try so hard to squirm out of a school event since Helen Morgendorffer made up that ridiculous excuse about being allergic to crepe paper.

      • Sandi: Gee, Quinn, I hope this inability of yours to retain simple information is just temporary and not symptomatic of a more serious, underlying problem.

      • Jane: We're never going to get any sleep, are we?
        Daria: Not unless we kill every living thing on board.
        Jane: I'm okay with that.

      • Jane: But first, let's gamble all our chips away in one grand, magnificently pointless gesture.
        Daria: That's the only kind of gesture I make.

      • Jane: Back to the serenity of dreamland...
        Daria: Yeah. I hope the fire-breathing cyclops hasn't caught me yet.

      • Jane: If you act sad, they will know you were stood up.
        Daria: Yeah. So stop engaging into suspicious behavior.
        Quinn: What suspicious behavior?
        Daria: Hanging with us.
        Quinn: Oh my god. You're right
        (Quinn finally leaves)
        Jane: That was easy.
        Daria: I can do it in my sleep.

      • (Brittany and Kevin are screaming in the background while Daria and Jane are sleeping)
        Jane: Do you hear Brittany and Kevin screaming?
        Daria: (Takes a second. They are still screaming) No.
        Jane: Me neither. Nighty-night.

      • Kevin: Babe, wanna join the Mile High club?
        Daria: I know, why don't you join the Bottom of the Ocean Club?

      • Marco: By looking good I'm bringing a little beauty into the lives of people surrounded by their own uglyness.

      • Quinn: Even in this country people can't afford nice haircuts, so it must be awful for them, I mean...how can they go outside?

      • Mr. DeMartino: Daria, take my chips.
        Daria: Excuse me?
        Mr. DeMartino: You know, as a thank you for making me want to kill myself a little less than the processed sausages who call themselves your classmates.
        Jane: You're not one of those "young people are our greatest hope" guys, are you?

      • Jodie: You guys are hopeless.
        Daria: Damn it, she saw right through our facade of hopefulness.
        Jane: She's the 12th person today.

      • Jane: How can you eat that meat loaf? Don't those little colored pieces scare you?
        Daria: We only go around once...I hope.

      • Woman on TV: I didn't mean to hurt him.
        Daria: The knife just slipped... 67 times.
        Jane: What can you say? Some people are just klutzy.

      • Helen: Daria, wake up!! Have you seen your father?
        Daria: (groggy) Mom? Dr. Moreau invited you to the island, too?

      • Jake: Jake Morgendorffer doesn't repeat himself! DOESN'T REPEAT HIMSELF!

    • NOTES (1)

      • Music
        -Kenny Rogers - "The Gambler" (closing credits)
        -Blink 182 - "What's My Age Again?" (when everybody abandons ship)
        -Placebo - "Pure Morning" (ship heading for garbage scow)
        -Black Grape - "Kelly's Heroes" (Fashion Club preparing for cruise)
        -Celine Dion - "My Heart Will Go On (Instrumental)" (Ms. Barch re-enacting Titantic)

    • ALLUSIONS (4)

      • Quinn: Fine. Desert me in my hour of need.

        This is a line from the classic novel, The Ebb-Tide, by Robert Louis Stevenson.

      • Titanic

        Mr. O'Neill holding DeeDee (and later, Ms. Barch) onto the railing in the front of the boat is straight from the 1997 version of Titanic, starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet.

      • Daria: Mom? Dr. Moreau invited you to the island, too?

        The Island of Dr. Moreau is a book about a mad scientist on an island who conducts experiments on animals in order to transform them into humanoid beings.

      • Mr. Drake's Duck

        Jake's product name, the Radioactive Duck, is a reference to the movie Mr. Drake's Duck, a British comedy about some newlyweds who try to settle down but find that their newly acquired ducks lay eggs containing uranium.

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