Daria

Kevin: I was trying to do it in slow-motion, like Jodie said. Brittany: You add the slow-motion part after, you idiot! (to Jodie) Don't you?

Kevin: I don't see any vegetables! Daria: You should have my view.

Jane: He wanted you to watch your birth? That could scar you for life. Daria: The birth itself did that.

Mr. O'Neill: Don't you want to sit in front, Daria? Daria: I'd love to, but, uh...you know, I'm afraid of an airbag injury. Mr. O'Neill: Oh my gosh, I'm sorry, what was I thinking? Of course you must sit in the back.

Sandi: Are your cousin and her friend going to follow us everywhere we go? Quinn: I told you, just ignore them. Tiffany: You always say that about them, but they don't usually have a camera.

SSW Announcer: When these ballerinas work out at the bar, they work out at the bar. "Tanked in a Tutu", when Sick, Sad World returns.

Daria: I guess I could go easy on [Quinn]. Helen: Thanks, sweetie. (Helen leaves) Daria: But don't hold your breath.

Brittany: I'm getting a craving, babe. Kevin: Ho-hos? Brittany: Yeah!

Jane: So you did the compassionate thing and look where it got you. Daria: She's more popular than ever. We set out to make an expose, it ends up a love letter. Jane: See, we're like artists. And this is how we screw ourselves.

Daria: (After filming Quinn's rant) Anything you say can and will be used against you. (to Jane) We've got our Quinn. Jane: That's a wrap. Daria: But a wrap skirt is a definite don't. (Scared by her own words) Oh my God, did I really just say that?

Helen: I tell you what, Daria, you do what you think is right. Jane: I don't like the sound of that! Daria: Don't worry, she's clearly overestimating my conscience...by assuming I have one at all.

Quinn: By the way, which is my best side? I know they're both good!

(Daria turns the camera off) Quinn: Don't you want to shoot me? Daria: Yes. I want to shoot you.

(Quinn's exposing how shallow she is, but Jane's head is elsewhere) Daria: Are you getting this? I hope you're getting this... Jane: (camera pointed down) Did you know that Pore Refiner spelt backwords is "Renifer Erop"?

Quinn: All right, everyone, bounce with me!!