Daria

Jane: You could always swap yogurt recipes with the Yaegers. Daria: And what's wrong with my yogurt recipe?

Daria: There's nothing like watching the sun rise, except maybe watching the sun set in reverse.

Willow: You have a very old soul. Daria: It's just mature for its age.

Quinn: This has got to be worth at least twenty bucks. (to Ethan) Now tell me again about how mom punched out the cop.

(shouting is heard from the kitchen) Jake: Wow, sounds like the girls are getting liberated. Coyote: Cool.

Jake: Wow, this is strong stuff! Willow: It's got natural pectins. Jake: I love pectins!

(Daria is watching Trent sleep) Daria: I think he stopped breathing. Jane: Nah, he's entering a dormant stage. In about ten years he'll emerge as a butterfly. (pause) I guess you're going to wait.

Quinn: Is this a retro thing, or are they serious?

Helen: I'll put Coyote and Willow in your room. Daria: You're going to them in my room? You better tether them to the bed so they don't float away.

Ethan: Breakfast? I thought it was lunch time. I'm going back to bed.

Jesse: We'll load the van. Jane: Van? Jesse: You know, the Tank. Jane: Oh, goody.

Trent: Zappa digital...Zappa analog. Jesse: Sounds the same to me. Trent: You call yourself a musician? Jesse: No, I call myself an interpreter of sound.

(an old VW bug pulls up) Quinn: What kind of car is that? Daria: It's not a car, it's a time-machine.

Trent: Hold-over hippies? Daria: Yeah, they're big believers in the concept of voluntary simplicity. Trent: I gotta use that. Sounds much better than "broke".

Helen: They're here! I hope they don't think I've changed too much. Daria: Just be yourself. That's what you've always told me. Helen: I could kick myself for that.

(on the Yaegers) Daria: Their sunny sixties optimism tends to cancel out my bitter nineties cynicism.

(Jesse and Trent try to wake up Jane and Daria) Jane: Come back at six. Jesse: It is six. Jane: Then how come you're so damn chipper?! Trent: We thought it would be smarter to stay up all night than try to wake up early.

Trent: Yeah, I guess if you insist on holding on to something from the '60s peace and love beats a "Get Smart" lunchbox.

Trent: It's the warmth of vinyl, man. I'm telling you, it's a richer tone. Jane: You're tuned to the radio. Trent: I wondered why Zappa was selling fishsticks...

Quinn: Daria, You can't leave me here with those...those YUPPIES! Daria: Yuppies are from the '80s. Quinn: Then what do you call people with funny outfits who talk about peace and love and stuff? Daria: Trekkies?