Daria

Jane: Cheer, cheer, cheer. Yell, yell, yell. Who cares who wins? We're all going to hell.

Brittany: (to Kevin) Babe, you wouldn't believe the cheerleader who auditioned yesterday. She got scared and lost all her bouncity-bounce. Daria: You had bouncity-bounce? Jane: Drop it or I'll have to kill you. Daria: I'm taking Quinn to the Fashion Extravaganza tomorrow. What makes you think I don't want you to kill me?

Jane: They want me for the squad. Daria: I hope you mean the kind where you get a blindfold.

(Daria is giving Brittany tips on how to be unpopular) Daria: Or how people in Afghanistan are being stoned to death for wearing the wrong attire. (the Fashion Club walk by) Sandi: You hear that Stacy?

(Jane is wearing her new "conventional" clothing) Jane: Do you want to test out my new lip gloss? It's kiwi flavored. Tom: Well, I guess if I kissed you at least my eyes would be closed.

Angie: I feel bad about Brittany. It's like she's lost her way. Nikki: She does that all the time. Angie: No, I mean like she's forgotten who she is. Nikki: Like I said...

Jane: So, what are you going to fail at? Giving a damn? Daria: I could fail to see the merit of this assignment. Jane: Or succeed in finding it a waste of time.

(Brittany answered a question correctly) Brittany: I'm...right? Daria: It gets easier after the first time.

Jane: So, like, do I look conventional, or whatever?

Mr. O'Neill: Okay, then. Jodie? Jodie: I failed to convince my mother and father to let me have this summer off. Mr. O'Neill: Excellent! And see, you've learned that failure isn't so bad now, is it? Jodie: No, I've learned that my parents would rather I dropped from exhaustion than missed the opportunity to shred some congressman's incriminating phone bills. Daria: At least she'd be learning a marketable skill.

Kevin: I'm the QB...no more.

Jane: You could try failing at being sarcastic. Daria: (sarcastically) Yeah, like that'll work.

(picking something they will fail at) Jane: Now you gotta help me to pick something to fail at; something really impresive that doesn't required any effort of any kind. Daria: How about performing brain surgery on Kevin? Jane: I said "no effort". Finding that brain could take weeks. Daria: Then...how about being conventional: looking and acting like anybody else. It would take you no time to fail at that. Jane: What are you saying? That I'm some kind of freak of nature? Daria: Define "of nature".

Brittany: Did you know that, um, there are more biorhythmical weapons than ever in the rainforests of Afghanistan and they blow up if you wear the wrong clothes?

(At the football game) Mr. O'Neil: Gosh, Anthony, this is marvellous! It's nice to see our students so enthusiastic and excited! Mr. DeMartino: You mean instead of the way we usually see them? Wishing fervently for our deaths?