Daria

Quinn: Spotlight - Lawndale Fashion Club, a VAL Magazine special photo spread. What do you think? Daria: I think the world's gone mad. Mad I tell you.

Daria: It's my own fault for getting lured into conversation.

Val: Dar, why is everyone wearing the same thing? Daria: School color day. Val: You should have told me. I want to fit in while I'm here. Daria: Therein lies the difference between us.

Ms. Li: It's going very well, wouldn't you say? Daria: We haven't actually come to blows yet.

Brittany: Give me a "V", give me an "A", give me an "L"! Gosh, that's short.

Daria: "School color day"? Are you trying to give the public eyeball conjunctivitis?

Mr. O'Neill: Sorry, Jane, but I'm sworn to secrecy! (drags Daria off) Jane: I'm sorry...your name again?

Val: Waterproof eye makeup is so important, Dar. And glitter--I'm really into glitter these days. It makes everyone feel like a star. Are you getting this, Dar? Why don't you read me back your notes? Daria: Okay. "What am I doing here? How am I going to get through this? Dear God, help me." Val: Wow, you are so existential. But, didn't you write down anything I said?

Quinn: Um, was she a little old for that outfit? Daria: She's a little old for that brain.

Daria: Welcome to Lawndale, where style meets substance and says, "see ya!"

Quinn: Before that...that "grunge," Seattle was just another city in our nation's capital. Daria: Wrong Washington. Quinn: Yes, grunge was wrong, but you can't blame the whole state.

Mr. O' Neil: WE WON! WE WON! (hugs Daria) Daria: (disgusted) Lawsuit.

Val: Exactly, whack! Daria: Is there a duck in here?

Daria: I'm not being negative, I'm being "edgy"!