Daria

Jane: There'll be no popsicle stick picture frames in Jane Lane's arts and crafts class. Tomorrow we're making voodoo dolls of the hospital staff.

Ms Li: With all this great land has given us shouldn't we think about giving back just a little? Daria: She's right. I'm gonna renounce my citizenship.

Mr. DeMartino: (Notices the principal has entered the class) Ah, Ms Li, I wonder if I mi... Ms Li: Forget it! I already told you no staff resignations while class is in session! (Mr. DeMartino grumbles under his breath)

Jane: Damn it! I must have left my Exact-O knives in the pediatric ward. Daria: You're really getting into this, aren't you? Jane: Yeah. The kids and I are redoing all the wall murals. The happy clowns holding balloons? We turned them into Mongol invaders wielding maces.

Brittany: Face it, Daria. You'll never be like me. Daria: Guess I'll have to find a new dream.

Daria: I didn't know Brittany had an older sister. Ashley-Amber: She does? Cool. Maybe we can get manicures together. Brittany: Daria, this is my stepmom, Ashley-Amber. Do you recognize her? Daria: I think so, but it's so hard to remember your childhood nightmares clearly. Brittany: She was the poster model for St. Peter Girl beer. Ashley-Amber: (from memory) "I'll cure what 'ales' you." (giggles) Brittany: Ooh, isn't she great? Daria: It's hard to believe she's real.

Mrs. Patterson: What a pretty girl... Daria: (upbeat) Oh! Mrs. Patterson: ...that Brittany is. Daria: (dejected) Oh.

Woman #1: What a pretty voice she has. Do you think? Woman #2: Oh, yes. She sounds just like Frances did when she was younger. Woman #3: I always did have a lovely voice. Brittany: Thanks! Woman #2: And I looked just like you, dearie. Brittany: Eep!

Daria: Do you think if you breathe on me I might catch your enthusiasm? Jane: Hey, who knows what you'll catch.

Daria: I just think people should volunteer for causes because they believe in them, not because it makes the school look good. Jane: Absolutely. Run down the list of causes you volunteered for again? Daria: I protested that book burning last year. Jane: You yelled at the TV screen.