They're obsessed!
9.4
"Superb"
While I write this, my hands start to shake and I start to cry. I miss Daria Morgendorffer so much!
Inspired by the FashionVision Awards, Quinn and her colleagues decide to buy and dedicate a new girls' bathroom mirror to something. Of course, they realized that they needed to raise some money in order to reach that goal, and they did that in the best way they knew how: writing a "Fashion Forecast Newsletter." Surprisingly enough, they took this very seriously and seemed to try to do their best with it. Ultimately, all of their efforts were wasted.
Meanwhile, in the realm of the not quite as vacuous, Daria forgot about her "date" at the movies with Jane. That was odd for her, but her reasons made sense -- she was working on a short story that she was thinking about possibly "submitting somewhere". At first, Daria wouldn't let Jane read the story, and Jane was underwhelmed when she did. Now, that wasn't a good sign.
From Jane's comments, Daria started to doubt her ability as a writer. Her "mistake" was letting Jake know about it. His attempt to reassure and console her turned (fairly quickly, I might add) into a rant about how one of his instructors at military school didn't let him perform a show tune he wrote. He obsessed about it, even trying to perform his song for Daria. For the most part, he was no help.
And speaking of temporary obsessions, Helen was having a hard time (no pun intended) trusting Tom and Daria alone. I don't know what she thinks is going on up there. Daria and Tom are both smart enough that if they were going to do the things that Helen was worried about, they sure as heck wouldn't be doing them anywhere near her. Anyway, it was cute to see Helen nearly have a heart attack when she saw the "tell-tale smooch."
And speaking of Tom, Jane thought it would be a good idea for him to read Daria's story. He apparently enjoyed it, to the point where he convinced Daria to submit it to a magazine. Of course, he also told her no one would have to know about it. Well, that didn't last very long once Mr. O'Neill saw Daria at the post office. He can't be trusted with any secrets.
The Fashion Club's efforts to raise money took a bunch of major hits. The first was, when Waif's "What's Hot, What's Rot" issue came out, they found out that everything they forecast was directly contradicted ("wrong" is probably too strong a word here). That was compounded by the fact that no one even bothered to read the newsletter in the first place. They ended up giving back all the money they made and while they weren't able to get that mirror to "reflect well on [them]" (a clever pun for Sandi), they did get a plaque to show that they "really care."
Musings rejected Daria's story. That wasn't totally unexpected, nor was the fact that it upset her. However, she took it out on Tom because he encouraged her to try. She, as she has been prone to do, picked a fight with Tom because something else was wrong. Somehow she got the impression that he wants her to fail miserably (which just isn't the case). But the rejection she did get wasn't even the worst kind -- her story just "wasn't right for us right now."
While Jake didn't directly do anything to help Daria, his actions did end up helping her. The fact that he never entirely gave up his song inspired her, even when he said that it sucked. That his "reach exceeded his grasp" was good for Daria to see. That's better than not realizing that it sucked. She saw that "one bad song (or, in her case, 'bad' story) written when you're a teenager" doesn't make him (or her) a failure. It's all the other stuff that does (kidding).
The main theme of "The Story of D" to me was how the Morgendorffer family dealt with their obsessions: Quinn with her fashion forecast, Jake with his early attempt at songwriting, Helen with Daria's sex life, and Daria with her story. Oh, and that little fear of rejection. Anyway, every one of them dealt with it in a different way, and that made this episode very intriguing. Other than that, the amount of funny one-line zingers made it even more enjoyable.moreless