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Normal: I don't want to interrupt your social life with my petty concerns so why don't we just close down the business and live off the charity of strangers, huh?
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Sam: Who would I talk to about working here?
Sketchy: Well, if you're smart, no one. But if you're desperate and male prostitution is out of the question talk to that fool.(pointing to Normal)
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Logan: It's gonna take more than Feng Shui to get me back on the dance floor, but thanks.
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Max (talking to the guard dog): Let's get one thing straight. I'm the leader of the pack. Back off!
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Max: I let Normal's screeching roll off me like water, I let cheating boyfriends roll off me like water, I let everything that is wrong and lousy in this world roll off me like water...but this is my motorcycle.
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Max (in a voiceover): But then there are those nights that just plain suck.
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Max: Ninja...650...black, like my mood thanks to you.
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Max: I never pictured you as the married type. You're more the lone warrior. You know - windmills, armor.
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Max: Oh, please tell me you're not one of those people -- Because a raindrop fell in the ocean 10,000 years ago and a butterfly farted in India, you and I are sitting right here right now enjoying a cup of coffee that tastes like goat piss.
Sam: Anything's possible.
Max: Unravel this mystery, grasshopper. What's the sound of one hand hitting you upside your head, hmm?