Dark Angel Season 2 Episode 2

Normal: I've heard some lame excuses for missing work but faking your own death for a three-month sabbatical is a new low.

Max: A heart transplant.
Normal: That's good. So did you get a note from your doctor or a prescription for cyclosporine, perhaps? Because I'll need more proof before I buy that... (Max pulls her shirt up) That's a nice big, uh... scar you got there.

Max (to Manticore soldiers): All your training goes out the window.
Soldiers: Yes, ma'am.
Max: Starting with your blind obedience to Manticore and all it represents.
Soldiers: Yes, ma'am.
Max: Which means you're gonna stop calling me 'ma'am' and start calling me 'Max'.
Soldiers: Yes, ma'am.

White: Are you familiar with the term 'junk DNA'?
Max: Layman's terms for base pairs that don't contain viable genetic information. Doesn't do much more than fill space. Kinda like that gray, squishy thing in between your ears.

Max (voiceover at end): I look at Logan and I want to take my own advice and stay together, but how are we supposed to do that when his life depends on us staying apart? Who knows? Maybe we can beat this thing. I guess we'll just have to see where this road takes us.

Asha: Can I stash this here?
Logan: Sure, what is it?
Asha: Something I don't want the police to see when I go through checkpoint. (Logan looks at her) It's a box of guns.

Lydecker: You got a good look at (Logan) here.
McGinnis: Oh, no, no, I didn't. I hardly laid an eye on the guy. My depth perception's all shot anyway. Besides, all you white boys, you know, y'all look alike to me.

Max: That place had no respect for the girly arts...I had to torch it!

Alec: Okay, what part of "they're trying to kill you!", do you not understand?

Max: Go check on Bullet.
Ralph: Bullet?
Max: The kid that got shot.

Max: The laser show's still going. If you wanna be the hero, you can't be half-assed about it. Let's go.

Alec (passing the truck): They're heading the wrong way. Hey, you're heading the wrong way! Typical.

Alec: Well, when the going gets cute, the tough get going.

Max: You're the girl that threw up.
Alec: You could always call her Ralph.

Alec (to the X7): Hey, weird kid. Want some hydrogenated imitation pork product?

Male: Why would Manticore try to get rid of us?
Alec: I want to get rid of you, and I just met you.

Alec: What are you bozos thinking, knocking over a Kwik-E-Mart?

Sketchy: Ooh, mutants on the loose. The genetically superior walk among us.

Alec: Daddy's home!

White: What is it that your genes are coded to do?
Max: Kick ass, mostly. After that, wouldn't know.