Dark Angel

Normal: Hey, let's go, people. Lots of lonely packages out here crying for a home. Move. Where the fire truck is Max? She should have been here an hour ago. Sketchy: I ain't seen her. Probably wouldn't recognize her if I did.

Max: You know, about what happened. Logan: After the car. Max: I was real emotional with all that was going on. Logan: I know. Max: It's not like. Logan: Me neither. Max: I mean. Logan: Exactly. Max: So long as that's clear. Logan: I'm glad we talked about it.

(Sketchy hugs Normal as he walks into his dispatch area) Normal: Hey! Sketchy: I've never been so glad to see anyone in my life. Normal: Yes, well I have to say I'm glad to be here myself, actually. Let go of me. Let go of me now. (Sketchy lets go of Normal) Thank you. Sketchy: I did the best I could, but these people are a bunch of slackers, bums and weirdos. Normal: Right tell me about it. Sketchy: I don't know how you put up with it, man. Normal: Right. Neither do I. Back to the pit with the rest of the cretins. (handing Sketchy a package) 729 Campbell.

Max: Out of my way or I go through you. What's it going to be? Zack: You going to take me on? Huh Maxie? Go Ahead. (grabbing Max's jacket lapel) Go ahead. (Max attempts to take Zack down but he gets her in an arm lock) Get your head in the game, soldier. (Zack kicks Max down. She flips over and behind him and they do some hand-to-hand and leg-to-leg combat) Max: Think I'm not in the game? (Max flips Zack over onto his back) Think again. Zack: Okay.

Logan: All set? Zack: Would I have come back here if everything wasn't all set? Logan: It's a figure of speech.

Checkpoint Cop Kirby: Hey! Yeah, you.(Max turns around) Come here. Max: What is it, Officer? (Kirby holds up wanted picture) Max: Oh, no, not her again, man. She's been dissing me all day. I got stopped twice already. (Kirby pulls out his walkie talkie) Come on, she doesn't even look like me. Look at how thin she is. Can you say "eating disorder"? (Max give him an elbow to the face as he starts to talk into his walkie talkie) Chinese kid: Oh, it is her man! Max: Boo!

Herbal: You gotta take comfort in the words of the great Bob Marley, "Me don't swim too tough so me don't go out in water too deep.". Sketchy: That just didn't help me out at all.

Zack: You shouldn't leave your window open if you don't want visitors.

Normal: Well, well, well. Look who decided to come in today. Max: Don't bust my chops, Normal, or I might snap and kill again.

Max: If you die on me, I'll kick your ass.

Max: Oh, I forgot. No fun for Logan Cale. The world's coming to an end. Fight the power. Protect the downtrodden. Blah blah, woof woof.

Logan: Isn't it against the superhero code to use your powers to take advantage of mere mortals? Max: Yeah, and I'm not done taking advantage, either. There's a stunt contest at Crash tonight. Thinking about pulling a Linda Blair. Ride my bike up on the ceiling or something.