Dark Angel Season 1 Episode 15

Max: I better bounce before I lose my job.

Max: You're a human being with free will.
Jace: Easy for you to say. You're not in restraints.

Max: X5s don't just roll over without a fight. What's wrong with her?
Dr. Vertes: She's pregnant.

Max: Then how come an X5 assassin tried to kill Dr. Vertes just a little while ago?
Logan: What? Is she all right?
Max: Yes. Thanks to moi, her transgenetic guardian angel, she's fine.

Original Cindy: I'm telling you, girl, he's probably just out being a doggy-dog.
Max: You make it sound like that's the only thing guys ever think about which I don't happen to believe is true.
(Sketchy opens the refrigerator door) Sketchy: So she opens the door to sign for the package. No bra. (Handing a soda to another rider and giving Herbal the knuckle to knuckle) Oh yeah.
Original Cindy: I rest my case.

Original Cindy: I know you don't want to hear it sugar, but it's what they do. Just like grabbing themselves when they're anxious. (Grabbing a soda out of the cooler)

Original Cindy: Never underestimate the thoughtlessness and insensitivity of the three-legged gender.

Jace: Because I am dumb. I am so damn dumb that it would take ten acts of divine providence to raise me to the sublime height of blissful ignorance, sir!

Max: Getting knocked up's a real career-ender back at Manticore.

Logan: Just consider the possibility that not everything and everyone involved with Manticore is evil incarnate.
Max: We'll agree to disagree on that.

Original Cindy: By the way, some of those black-helicopter storm-trooper folks stopped by, asking about a transgenic teenage killing machine. I said you were out.