Max: How do you put this stuff together Logan? Father runs a dairy-farm, the mom's a local school teacher, the've always wanted kids and to top it all off - she gets her own room. Logan: And a pony. Max: Forget Maria, I'm living with these people!
(While being taken in to the police station) Original Cindy: Let go of me, you rat-soup-slurpin'...rankle-ass-pepper-gut, no-good-stank-lovin'..donut-eatin', peep-opressin'...po-po-son of a bitch.
Max: I've broken out of worse places than this. Break: The tough act routine might work with the boys...but you could get yourself killed. Max: Coming with me? Break: Thank you no. I have a date tonight. Max: The shoe guy? Break: Mm-hmm. Max: Cute. Break: You won't think so when he's shooting at you.
Officer Miller: Let me ask you this...how much does a strung-out skeez-bag tramp like you go for these days? Break: Ask your wife. Officer Miller: What'd you say? Break: 20 to life. That's what she should get if you ask me. Officer Miller: Yeah, I didn't.
Max: I'm suppose to be a revved-up girl. Truth is, I'm a lemon.
Break: What are you in for? I love saying that, it sounds so tough. Max: Robbery Break: Oh, a real criminal
Cindy: Bottom line - that SOB got what he deserved. He went splat.
Bling: Got a thing for this girl, don't you? Logan: Why does everybody keep saying that?
Cindy: What drugs? Logan: Hey! Cindy: The pills you got Max hooked on live with the Tidy Bowl man now.
Normal: Well, well, well...so far, your moron colleagues have come up with the following excuses for why you're strolling in here at the crack of noon - you had a dental emergency, your aunt died...again, and my personal favorite from this idiot - you were detained by the sector police for practicing witchcraft. Now, would you care to further insult my intelligence? Max: I overslept.
Cindy: Max, that's enough. Max. Damn, girl, what's in those pills? Max: Spinach.
Logan: I always knew that underneath that bioengineered, military-issue armor plating there was a beating heart. Max: Let's not go overboard here. I'm not signing up to join the Logan Cale brigade for the defense of widows, small children, and lost animals.
Logan: You know, you were much sweeter when you weren't feeling well. Max: The bitch is back.
(As Max is choking the warden up against the wall, Cindy comes in the room and forces Max to release her grip)
Cindy: Damn, girl, what's in those pills?
Max: Spinach.
This is a reference to the cartoon character "Popeye", who would eat a can of spinach to give himself super strength.
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