Dark Angel Season 1 Episode 4

(While being taken in to the police station)
Original Cindy: Let go of me, you rat-soup-slurpin'...rankle-ass-pepper-gut, no-good-stank-lovin'..donut-eatin', peep-opressin'...po-po-son of a bitch.

Max: I've broken out of worse places than this.
Break: The tough act routine might work with the boys...but you could get yourself killed.
Max: Coming with me?
Break: Thank you no. I have a date tonight.
Max: The shoe guy?
Break: Mm-hmm.
Max: Cute.
Break: You won't think so when he's shooting at you.

Officer Miller: Let me ask you this...how much does a strung-out skeez-bag tramp like you go for these days?
Break: Ask your wife.
Officer Miller: What'd you say?
Break: 20 to life. That's what she should get if you ask me.
Officer Miller: Yeah, I didn't.

Max: I'm suppose to be a revved-up girl. Truth is, I'm a lemon.

Break: What are you in for? I love saying that, it sounds so tough.
Max: Robbery
Break: Oh, a real criminal

Cindy: Bottom line - that SOB got what he deserved. He went splat.

Bling: Got a thing for this girl, don't you?
Logan: Why does everybody keep saying that?

Cindy: What drugs?
Logan: Hey!
Cindy: The pills you got Max hooked on live with the Tidy Bowl man now.

Normal: Well, well, well...so far, your moron colleagues have come up with the following excuses for why you're strolling in here at the crack of noon - you had a dental emergency, your aunt died...again, and my personal favorite from this idiot - you were detained by the sector police for practicing witchcraft. Now, would you care to further insult my intelligence?
Max: I overslept.

Cindy: Max, that's enough. Max. Damn, girl, what's in those pills?
Max: Spinach.

Logan: I always knew that underneath that bioengineered, military-issue armor plating there was a beating heart.
Max: Let's not go overboard here. I'm not signing up to join the Logan Cale brigade for the defense of widows, small children, and lost animals.