Dark Angel Season 2 Episode 15

Goon 1 (about Dougie sleeping): Don't take it personal, hon. He's got a condition.
Goon 2: Epilepsy.
Goon 1: Epilepsy. It's not epilepsy, it's necrophilia.
Tony: Ah, shut up, both of you. It's narcolepsy.

Alec: I spent six months in Psy-Ops for evaluation. You were there. I never forget a face.
Mia: Can't put anything past you.
Alec: Not now, not ever. Now, what was your specialty again? Was it hypnosis? Telekinesis?
Mia: Tele-coercian, actually. (puts the whammy on him) Hi, I'm Mia.
Alec: Alec, nice to meet you.

Alec: Max, you don't want to fight me.
Max: Are you kidding? I've been waiting for this chance for months.

Max: How'd you know I'd win?
Mia: 'Cause girls kick ass. That's what the T-shirt says, right?

Logan: You're about to get dead, Dougie. You were on thin ice with the boss already, and that's before you lost him a lot of money. You go with them, you're gonna end your night in cement shoes.
Second Gangster: "Cement shoes"? Who talks like that?

Max: No, she fixed the fight so a bunch of mobsters could make a killing on you.
Alec: You say that like it's a bad thing.

Mia: So what are you guys up to?
Max: I was about to ask you the same question.
Mia (sighing): Here we go again.

Dougie: I need a plan, a course of action. Something! It's--it's that Catholic thing. I'm having bad thoughts. I'm having bad thoughts!

Normal: I had this dream about you the other night. You were this, uh, Roman gladiator, and you slew barbarians and Medusa-like women, and I was your tiny little valet. I wiped your sword clean after every sweet victory. I rubbed your tired, beautiful, golden muscles...
Alec: Hot run! Fourth and Main!

Mia: Logan, I think there's something that Alec wants to say to you.
Alec: Yeah, Logan, I just...wanted to say that I understand why Max admires you so much. Sometimes I wish I had more of a purpose in life.
Mia: Logan, is there something you want to say to Alec?
Logan: Well, it's just that...I don't know, sometimes I wish I was more of a free spirit, and...it must be nice to be a happy-go-lucky sociopath. Kinda envy you.
Mia: Awww. Group hug!
Max: What the hell is going on over there?!

Max: So I figured what's more normal than volunteering for his oh-so-urgent, let's save the world by Tuesday Eyes-Only missions?

Max: If I wanted to get reprimanded, you know, I could always go to work.

Mia: That is so exciting. But, Max, you have to be careful. Those guys are dangerous.
Max: Oh, it's cool. I'm genetically engineered. I can totally kick their asses.

Alec: What happened to you?
Max: Slipped in the shower, banged my head on the shampoo caddy, hurt like the dickens. Or maybe I was in a fight. It was Mia. She hit me. Really hard, that bitch!

Alec: Bitch.
Max: What did you call me?
Alec: You heard me...B-I-T-C...
Max: Hey it looks like bell girl over there has lost her top!
Alec looks over to where she's pointing. Max kicks Alec in the groin.