Dark Angel

Max (about Logan babysitting): Bitsy? Where's husband Biff? Where's the nanny? Logan: I don't know. Maybe husband Biff ran off with the nanny. Who cares? I'm exhausted.

Alec (about getting Max into the strip club): There's a line around back. Girls show up, management picks the good ones. Max: No way! Alec: Come on, Max, don't sell yourself short. I mean, you got a decent shot.

Max (about gill guy): What's going on? Asha: Don't know, he wants out. Max: Why? Alec: Maybe he's smart and wants to go back to the water where he can breathe and no one wants him dead.

Bad guy (holding a gun on Alec): Don't move. Max: Hey! (She knocks out the bad guy and Alec grabs the gun) Pay attention! Alec: Got us a gun, didn't I? Max: Yippee.

Max (about Logan): He find White's place? Alec: Of course he did. He always does stuff like that.

Alec: He's not gonna die for anybody. He's going right back into the water. He's gonna swim away and meet a nice flounder somewhere.

Max: Can we concentrate on coming up with a plan? Alec: I'm thinking. Max: You're talking. Alec: I can do both. Max: I doubt that. Alec: Well, you just lost your tip.

Alec: Okay, now would be a good time to look like we belong here, huh? (Max starts rubbing his head distractingly) Wow, Max. You, uh, you done this before?

Max: Can't you see I'm getting ready for a bath? Alec: Funny, women and water. Seems to be the theme of my evening.

Original Cindy: Chicken pox? Thought that went out with Starbucks and Madonna.

Logan: Look, it's one thing for Manticore to give you a retrovirus tailor-made to kill me, but I seriously doubt that they factored a six-year-old into their evil plan.