Original Cindy (to Max): You didn't seriously loft it with Gilligan from last night.
Original Cindy: You got an itch? Go scratch.
Kendra: Are you running a fever or something?
Max (to henchman): Hey, you're kind of cute. (She gives the henchman an elbow to the face)
Max: Eric! I have to ask you a question. Can you be perfectly honest with me? Eric: I'll try. Max: Do you have an uncle? Eric: Absolutely. Max: Does he work for the sector police? Eric: Yes. Max: What does he do? Eric: Well, if there's a mess of some kind in the organization, he's in charge of cleaning it up. Max: Like internal affairs? Eric: More like janitorial . . .
Eric (coming out of the bathroom in a towel): Good morning, ladies. We didn't really get a chance to talk last night. I'm Eric, and you are? Kendra: Leaving. That better not be my towel.
Cindy: You're heterosexual. What's up with that? Kendra: No clue.
Kendra: There's only one word for you and it starts with an "s", ends with a "t", and it's got a "u" and "l" in the middle. Max: Sult? Kendra: A dyslexic slut at that.
Original Cindy (to Max): You didn't seriously loft it with Gilligan from last night.
Original Cindy said this to Max while speaking of Eric, the guy Max picked up the night before. It's a reference to the TV series Gilligan's Island.
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