Dark Angel Season 1 Episode 10

Max: Men. They just don't have the mental or emotional capacity to make a real connection.
Kendra: You're better off kicking it with some gorgeous slow-witted stud who you can send on his way.
Max: I'm swearing off the whole gender.
Kendra: I tried that. You will so hate your life.

(Sketchy walks up behind Original Cindy)
Sketchy: So?
Original Cindy: Damn, Normal just gave me that half a heffa's phone number.
Sketchy: Well, you going to call her?
Original Cindy: Mm-mmm. 'Cause when you get right down to it... Original Cindy's just too damn straight (Original Cindy throws down the piece of paper with the phone number on it) to kick it with a science fiction girlfriend.
(Sketchy bend down and picks up the paper)

Max: Now, he gave you the codes and the passwords, right?
Bling: Yeah. What are you going to do?
Max: What I always do - make it up as I go along.

(After Max get back into Logan's van covered in mud)
Max: Don't even think of speaking to me.

Kendra: Max, you can do this. I've watched you tear down and rebuild a motorcycle in under two hours.
Max: Different skill set.
Kendra: Trust me. After Logan tastes this tricolore sauce I whipped up, he will be your sex slave.
Max: We don't have that kind of relationship.
Kendra: Yet.

Max: Why is it that guys are all so task-oriented? I mean it's work, work, work, work, work.
Sketch: 'Cause otherwise, all we'd think about... is sex, sex, sex, sex, sex.

After blowing off an Eyes Only source to be with Max for the evening.
Max: Don't hold up the war on my account.
Logan: The world will still be broken in the morning.