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Husband (taking dirty photos of his wife): Let's get some shots of you vacuuming the sofa.
Wife: Okay. (turns on vacuum)
Husband: What are you turning that on for? Nobody's gonna know the difference.
Wife: Yeah, but I might as well get it done, right?
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Max (questioning Husband): You don't know anything about genetic enhancement?
Wife (as she grabs her chest): He got me these.
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Tech: Mind my asking how you ended up with one of these pop guns attached to your brain stem?
Max: Because he's a cold-blooded, opportunistic showoff who thought he could run his game on a major bad guy who, it turns out, is an even bigger scumbag than he is. That about cover it?
Alec: Yeah, that's pretty much how it happened.
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Tech (to Alec): Congratulations. You're not dead.
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Tech: I can disarm it. It'll cost you ten grand.
Max: That the only number you know?
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Max (to Alec): Oh, before I forget, thanks so much for not killing me.
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Max: You Sandeman? You don't look like the father of my country. Name Manticore mean anything to you?
Man: Honest, lady, I don't know what you want.
Max: Hey! I asked you a question. You got any kids, any little mutant kids?
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Alec: We're, uh, looking for someone. Maybe you've seen him around.
Second Man: What's he look like?
Max: Um...really tall, wears an Army jacket, kind of...uh...
Alec: ...hairy. Lots of growling, some barking... (the man's dog barks at him) Like that.
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Logan: Don't you people ever knock?
Max: What are you doing here?
Alec: Looking for you. The fact is, I miss being with my own kind. Was wondering if you hooked up with any of the others.
Max: You looking to start a support group?
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White: Oh, one more thing. Bring back their barcodes. Proof of purchase.
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White: Tell me, 494, have you been in contact with this girl? We know that you were breeding partners back at Manticore.
Alec: It was just a summer fling.
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Sketchy: If I was making creatures in a lab, I'd make 'em look just like you.
Asha: Really? That's...that's really sweet.
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Max: Logan found an ex-Manticore tech thinks he can cure the virus.
Original Cindy: When you gonna let your face in on the good news?