Dark Angel Season 1 Episode 11

Johannessen: You've two choices - you can come quietly...
Max (interrupting): Bite me.
Johannessen: ...or not.

Original Cindy (about Max): She's at the doctor's. The good news is, they caught it before it turned into chronic multiple progressive brain dysfunction syndrome.

Original Cindy (to Logan): Look, you want to be an international man of mystery, that's your dealio. But you get my homegirl jammed up - I'm gonna beat on your ass... chair or no chair.

Bruno: You must think I'm dumb, huh?
Max: Do you really want me to answer that?

Bruno: I'm bored.
Max: Watch television.
Bruno: Well, what's the point? You won't let me order any movies.
Max: "Hose Monkeys: The Next Generation" is not a movie. It's excrement.
Bruno: Easy. The leading lady is a personal friend of mine.
Max: Dinner's on it's way. Why don't you take a nap or something till it gets here.
Bruno: I can't sleep.
Max: Do you want me to put you under again?
Bruno: I'm going to take a shower.
Max: Take your best shot, but some dirt just doesn't wash.
Bruno: Why don't you come help me?

Max: Hey, Bruno. (Max hold up a pair of handcuffs)
Bruno: Uh huh? (Bruno turns around from the door) Oh. Oh yes. I should have figured you for a little kinkster. Yeah, I'm game. Two people alone in a room for people just passing through, aren't we?(Walking towards Max) It's me. It's you, looking hotter than you've ever looked. (Raising his hands up getting ready to touch Max) It's like deja freakin' vu. Isn't it? (Max puts the handcuffs on Bruno and hooks him to the radiator) Oh, that's not a turn-on! No, no. Ow!

Max (in the bathtub after she hangs up the phone with Logan): This guy need to relax. (She slides under the water)

Max: Well, that's not been my experience. (Testing the water with her finger) I mean, men always have to stop and talk. They need to hear what a good job they're doing or whatever and then they do this weird cuddle thing.
Kendra: Not all men.
Max: I got to meet this guy.
Kendra: Oh, you've met him. (Backing up)
Max: Really? Who?
Kendra: I'm not letting you near him. (Closing the curtain with a smile)

Kendra (as Max pours water into a pot on the stove): Our evening starts off naked 'cause all we do is get busy. All night without pause.
Max: You can't bang the gong for 12 hours.
Kendra: You can, Max. You so can.

Max: Just like I thought - It's that idiot in 12B. (Pulling the jumper cables off the power box) Where does he get off thinking that he can jack our power on bath night?
Kendra: Says he needs it for his space heater so his cannabis crop doesn't die.
Max: Tough. I'm going to have a hot bath. His weed's going to have to chill. (Hooking up another set of jumper cables and grabbing the other ones from Kendra) I mean we stole the power first. (Tossing the cables on a barrel) It belongs to us.
Kendra: Totally.

Max: You don't have to tell me to be afraid. I'm already there.

Bruno: I'm serious! I gotta call my kid.
Max: You actually have offspring? Is it considered Homosapiens?

Bruno: You got a thing for tying up guys, don't you?
Max: I save it all for you, Bruno.

Logan: Where are you?
Max: I was in heaven, but you're bringing me right back down to earth with this urgent tone thing.