TRIVIA: In this episode, Logan stands up on his own for the first time since being put in the wheelchair.
TRIVIA: Original Cindy learns Max's secret in this episode.
Normal: But you're on permanent probation. Is that understood? Original Cindy: Original Cindy can live with it.
Normal (as Max walks past him): Well, well, well. Someone's who's two hours late for work looks like they were a dirty little party girl last night. My God, girl, look at your eyes. What have you been drinking, gasoline? Max: I had to have radical emergency amateur brain surgery to remove a nano-chip from my cerebellum before I stroked out from a neurochemical overload. Normal: This is all one great big joke to you, isn't it?
Max: Say something. Original Cindy: What am I suppose to say? My homegirl just tells me she's not even human. Max: I'm mostly human.
Original Cindy: No daddy, no dollar, dollar unless you step to me and plan that child's future 'cause Original Cindy's got you covered all over like foundation makeup on a drag queen.
Original Cindy: You know what you need? Max: A pitcher of beer. Original Cindy: Read my mind.
Original Cindy (after getting many hang-up calls): A few questions? Sure. What do you want to know? Excuse me? How much if you lost your what? What am I wearing? Freak! (Disconnects caller and takes off head set)
Kendra (about Walter): He's sweet and kind and funny. Max: And married, as I recall. Kendra: Which is why I kept things strictly platonic until his wife took off with some kid on a skateboard. Poor guy.
Normal (to Original Cindy after she told him she quit): Well, I am so pleased. One less disrespectful, uppity, loudmouth, deadbeat hooligan to ruin my day. The door's that way.
Normal: Hot run, 46 Euclid. Herbal: 46 Euclid's been incarcerated. Solicitation of a minor. Normal: Oh, well, we'll return that to sender.
Original Cindy: Now let me see this barcode of yours. Sugar, that's kinda hot, aiight.
Original Cindy: So she's hitting it with the po-po and getting kinky with the handcuffs, huh? Max: Do you mind? I'm trying to purge that particular image from my memory.
Original Cindy: Normal! Normal: What? Original Cindy: There's something I've been wanting to say to you ever since the day I first started working here. I quit.
Herbal: I am very well, thank you. Original Cindy: Forget to put water in the bong, boo? You talking strange.
Max: How do I look in red?
Normal (to Original Cindy): Don't it always seem to go... that you don't know what you got... till it's gone?
These are lyrics to the song "Big Yellow Taxi" by Joni Mitchell.
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