Dark Angel Season 1 Episode 13

Normal (as Max walks past him): Well, well, well. Someone's who's two hours late for work looks like they were a dirty little party girl last night. My God, girl, look at your eyes. What have you been drinking, gasoline?
Max: I had to have radical emergency amateur brain surgery to remove a nano-chip from my cerebellum before I stroked out from a neurochemical overload.
Normal: This is all one great big joke to you, isn't it?

Max: Say something.
Original Cindy: What am I suppose to say? My homegirl just tells me she's not even human.
Max: I'm mostly human.

Original Cindy: No daddy, no dollar, dollar unless you step to me and plan that child's future 'cause Original Cindy's got you covered all over like foundation makeup on a drag queen.

Original Cindy: You know what you need?
Max: A pitcher of beer.
Original Cindy: Read my mind.

Original Cindy (after getting many hang-up calls): A few questions? Sure. What do you want to know? Excuse me? How much if you lost your what? What am I wearing? Freak! (Disconnects caller and takes off head set)

Kendra (about Walter): He's sweet and kind and funny.
Max: And married, as I recall.
Kendra: Which is why I kept things strictly platonic until his wife took off with some kid on a skateboard. Poor guy.

Normal (to Original Cindy after she told him she quit): Well, I am so pleased. One less disrespectful, uppity, loudmouth, deadbeat hooligan to ruin my day. The door's that way.

Normal: Hot run, 46 Euclid.
Herbal: 46 Euclid's been incarcerated. Solicitation of a minor.
Normal: Oh, well, we'll return that to sender.

Original Cindy: Now let me see this barcode of yours. Sugar, that's kinda hot, aiight.

Original Cindy: So she's hitting it with the po-po and getting kinky with the handcuffs, huh?
Max: Do you mind? I'm trying to purge that particular image from my memory.

Original Cindy: Normal!
Normal: What?
Original Cindy: There's something I've been wanting to say to you ever since the day I first started working here. I quit.

Herbal: I am very well, thank you.
Original Cindy: Forget to put water in the bong, boo? You talking strange.