Dark Angel Season 2 Episode 6

Logan (about Alec blowing Max's heist): And the nerve to rip off what you were rightfully stealing!
Max: Exactly. It's like he's a child who doesn't know right from wrong.

Max: If by friend you mean someone who'd just as soon drop an anvil on you, then welcome.
Alec: You don't mean that.
Max: Find me an anvil and watch me go.

Max (about Alec): Try spending an afternoon with him. He'll drive you crazy with his laughing -- and his talking and his breathing.

Max (about Joshua): Any way you slice it, the cops got the wrong guy.
Logan: Guess what? It doesn't matter. They've got a dog-man in custody. They don't care if he's been murdering cops or herding sheep. They just want to know what the hell he is.

Joshua (about Isaac): Little brother...smaller, gentle. Father said 'protect him'. I tried.
Max: You did. You were a good brother.

Alec: It's just 'cause she's hot, you know.
Logan: What is?
Alec: Everything. Everything she gets away with. You honestly think we'd be down here in this moldy dump looking for God-knows-what if she were ugly?
Logan: We're down here to give Max a hand.
Alec (laughing): You're so whipped.

Eddie (getting in Alec's face): What's a poofter like you need with five hundred bucks, anyway, eh?
Alec (in a British accent): Actually, I need it for a ride on your mum.

Third Steelhead: Uh, Eddie, we're just wondering--what's in the boxes?
Eddie: Livers and kidneys.
Third Steelhead: You mean--we've been hefting these things around just so you can make some nasty English pie?

Original Cindy (regarding Alec): He's from Manticore, huh? Say what you want--they sure know how to make 'em pretty.