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Bushroot: I'm gonna get you Darkwing Duck. (Runs and gets bazooka) Now you'll pay for taking Posey away from me!
(Rednecks wander into the scene)
Jake: Hey fellers.
Darkwing: (Grinning) Look, it's the vampire! (Points at Bushroot)
Bushroot: Vampire? There's no such thing.
Zeke: Well, we're just gonna see about that. (Lights match) Zack, get the diesel fuel.
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Drake: Man-ape, ha! There's no such thing as a man-ape.
Tank: (Carrying refrigerator to the motorhome) Move!
Drake: Then again...
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(Duane swerves to avoid the vampire potato)
Duane: There was a tater in the road bigger'n Jake's cow!
Darkwing: Is that right? Potato, huh?
Duane: It looked like a russet too.
Launchpad: A-A-A russet?
Duane: Yeah. Red taters, you can reason with 'em. But russets, why, they's just plain mean.
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(Darkwing stops a truck by accidentally getting hit)
Darkwing: You wouldn't happen to be heading to the country, would ya?
Duane: Is yesterday's crawdad tomorrow's fry? Hop on in!
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Boy Scout: It's just some jerk in a costume.
Darkwing: Not just any jerk, I'm Darkwing Duck!
Boy Scout: The jerk's probably lost.
Darkwing: I am not lost! Say, is that a compass?
Boy Scout: No, it's an outboard motor! I thought you weren't lost.
Darkwing: I'm not! I just...Wanna make sure the North Star is still north; yeah, that's it.
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Bushroot: Which would look good on my wife, red or blue?
Saleslady: What does your wife look like?
Bushroot: She's a giant potatoe.
Saleslady: I'd go with the blue.
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(After a couple of dumb tests to prove Darkwing is a vampire)
Gosalyn: These aren't real vampire tests.
Zeke: Got any better ideas, little missy?
Gosalyn: Well in the "Umpire of Vampire Empire", the vampire would burn when they set fire to him.
Darkwing: Gosalyn, whose side are you on?!
Zeke: (Lights match) Zack,get the diesel fuel.
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Darkwing: I am the moth that seeks your porch light!
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Bushroot: I've found the way to obtain the perfect bride!! ... I'm growing my own.