Joey: I lost an entire human being. A totally annoying human being, yes, but I was responsible for her. You know, everything was going just fine until you had to go and kiss me.
Eddie: Oh, so now it's my fault.
Joey: Yes, it is your fault. I'll accept your apology and we can move on.
Eddie: Hey, if you want to get technical about it, you kissed me first, which would make it your fault.