Dawson's Creek Season 5 Episode 12

Audrey: You never told me it was a secret.
Pacey: Well, I never told you that it wasn't, either.
Audrey: Oh, whatever. I don't have time for semantics, Pacey.

Elliott: Look, I never slept with your roommate. That is what this is about, right?
Joey: Yeah, uh... basically.

Jen: You know how weird it is to live with somebody, to be with somebody who no matter what you do can always really see you? It's a little scary.
Dawson: Mm hmm, it's a lot scary. Does it help if I remind you how much I like what I see?

Pacey: You look so beautiful in the morning. I mean, I don't even think there's soap in my shower.
Melanie: Well, I've gotten used to roughing it with you.

Pacey: Well, I am quite the charmer.
Melanie: That must explain how a spoiled little rich girl like me ended up fraternizing with the help all summer long.
Pacey: Yeah, I do seem to recall a lot of fraternizing.

Joey: I got asked out today.
Audrey: (Fakes a gasp) Of course, you said no.
Joey: Of course.
Audrey: Because you're long-suffering and insane and fixated on Dawson.
Joey: How dysfunctional do you think I am?
Audrey: About one lithium pill short of 'Girl Interrupted' status.

Joey: We can't both sleep here together.
Audrey: Mm-hmm, sure we can. It'll be the most action this bed's ever seen.

Audrey: Waitressing is a bitch!
(Audrey kicks off her boots, one of which hits the books on Joey's desks, knocking them all over)
Joey: Nice entrance.
Audrey: Oww, my feet feels like one enormous blister.
Joey: I told you not to wear those shoes.
Audrey: Okay, it's offical. You do know everything.

Eric: I don't want people... thinking that I'm gay. Ok?
Jack: What? Why not?
Eric: Because it... (Laughs nervously) I don't... I don't know. I... I don't know. I'm... I guess because I'm a bit of a homophobe or somethin'.
Jack: Look... if you ever want to have a real conversation, my door is always open.

Eric: I just didn't know if I was gonna be... be comfortable around somebody's who's so openly gay.
Jack: I understand completely. I mean, besides, I'd probably try and convert you, right? Make you dress up in some of that, what, tight designer clothing. Plus, you know, there's all those hidden messages in that... that disco music that we love to listen to so much.

Dawson: (To Jen) I don't know if you noticed, but we actually spent more time together when I was living somewhere else.

Audrey: Listen... be careful, use redundant forms of birth control, and don't push her head down. Girls don't like that.

Audrey: (About Melanie) She's either trying to get your attention or mine, which means she's either got really crappy taste in men, or she's a really smart lesbian.

Pacey: (To Audrey) Did you ever stop to think that you might not actually be my type either?

Audrey: You totally want me.
Pacey: Audrey, if you're attracted to me, you can just say so. We don't have to play all these childish games.
Audrey: Hmm, Pacey... you're really nice and everything. It's just that... I don't know. You're kind of... boring.

Audrey: Not that you would ever admit it, Pacey, but did you ever stop and think that you might actually like it here... I mean, this restaurant, this city, this pathetic, yet undeniable thing you've got called a life here?

Pacey: I'm really sorry that I gotta give you such short notice, 'cause they just told me...
Danny: Don't worry about it, all right? Look, it's a small price to pay for the opportunity of a lifetime, right?

Jack: (To Blossom) Why didn't anybody want to... room with me?

(About Danny and leaving Civilization)
Pacey: He's gonna be a little disappointed in me.
Audrey: Why, because civilization can't function without you?
Pacey: No, because he's taken a lot of time and energy to teach me what he knows.

Audrey: So... are you gonna tell me what's wrong or am I gonna have to punch you in the face?
Pacey: How are you so sure there's something wrong with me?
Audrey: Well, because usually you're so high energy, which can be kind of annoying, but I have to say something... high-energy Pacey is way cooler than sullen Pacey.

Professor Wilder: It never hurts to remain on a first-name basis with the person you used to be, otherwise he, or she, may come back to haunt you when you least expect it.

Professor Wilder: How do you know there's a girl in the book?
Joey: Well, there's always a girl in the book.
Professor Wilder: You know, ms. Potter, you're getting a little too sassy for your own good here. Pretty soon you're gonna have all the boys in my class flirting with you, not that it's any of my business.

Jen: Eventually, one way or another, men leave.
Meryl: There must be something you can do.
Jen: Well, frequent sex usually helps, for a while. Keeping some things to yourself is actually really good, but honestly, unless you're blessed with a proclivity for other women, the best way to deal with men is the same as any other major disaster. You gotta know what's coming, and you have to be prepared.

Grams: I like to think I've come a long way over the past few years with Jennifer's help. Once upon a time, I couldn't even say the word penis.
Dawson: You know what, it would... it would be fine by me if you never said it again.

Grams: Jack left this behind. I think it must be the work of the devil.

Danny: Pacey, you're good, Pacey. You are good. You are by far the most naturally gifted culinary freak I have ever had the good fortune to stumble across.

Danny: You never call me gorgeous.
Audrey: That's because you're old enough to be my father, Danny.

(Jack gets a single room for himself)
Dawson: Jack, this will fit your porn collection, right?
Jack: Yeah. That's funny. He's kidding.
Blossom: Hey, that's the beauty of having a single. 100% privacy.

(Helping Jack move in the frat house)
Dawson: This is a big step, man. You excited?
Jack: Yeah. Living in the house is gonna be a blast.

Jen: (About Dawson) It's kind of hard to think of him as my boyfriend 'cause I've known the guy for years.

Professor Wilder: Joey, is there anyone in this class with whom you would wish to become better acquainted?
Joey: Is this a trick question?

Jen: You have no idea how much makeup it takes to look like you're really not that into makeup.
Dawson: I thought I knew all your secrets.
Jen: You'll never know all a girl's secrets.

Melanie: (To Pacey) I should go before this boat stirs feelings that I have neither the time nor the luxury to act on.

(After knowing that Pacey works in Civilization
Melanie: Talk about shattering a girls faith in the natural order of the universe.

Melanie: Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?
Pacey: Well, I don't know. All of us male models tend to look the same.

Dawson: I'm not your other boyfriends. I'm not going to fight with you, I'm not going to lie to you, and I'm not going to cheat on you. I'm going to the movies. If you want to come with me it would be great, if not I'll see you when I get home. Because I will come home and I'm going to keep coming home no matter how hard you try and push me away. Now you can either take my word for it or you can keep on testing me, either way Jen, the results are going to be the same.

Audrey: Bawdy?! You make me sound like I'm Bette Midler or something!