Dawson's Creek

Dawson: Pacey how could you forget to tell me that Jack was coming with us? Come on, I need some preparation time before facing my adversary who stole Joey away from... Pacey: (Interrupting) You know what? Screw you, Dawson! This world does not always revolve around you. We can't all be the fair-haired embodiment of perfection. Not all of us have wonder-keen and genius attached to their names. Some of us, like my father and myself, are just simple-minded folk trying to make it through the day without breaking something.

Pacey: This sucks, dad. Sheriff John Witter: Lots of things in life suck, Pacey! That's why it's my job to prepare a loser like you for that inevitability.

(The girls are watching a porno video found in Dawson's room) Abby: You are aware that where this tape begins, Dawson finished? Andie: Finished what? Jen: Shaking hands with the unemployed. Joey: Boxing the bald-headed bishop. Abby: Test-firing the missile. Andie: All right, I get your point, guys.

Abby: I make a cancer joke and Joey gets mad, or I make a crazy joke and Andie gets upset, or I make a joke about ho-bags and Jen starts humping the couch.

Abby: I play a crucial role in this little circle. I'm the girl everyone loves to hate. I'm the one you can take all your anger and aggression out on. Why you ask? Why can't I be sweet? Because sweet is boring. I don't have family lives like you guys. My parents divorce is boring, my house is boring, there's no drama. So, you know what? I create drama. And I think that's a valid extracurricular activity.

John: This is what I mean, Pacey. It's the same thing with you over and over again. The simplest instructions in the world and you find any excuse not to follow them. How do you expect me to give you more responsibility if you can't even adhere to the most rudimentary directions. When I speak, you listen. Don't think, just do! Please! I'm not asking that much!