Dawson's Creek Season 5 Episode 5

Dawson: Joey, thank you.
Joey: For what?
Dawson: For taking me in, getting me out. All evidence to the contrary, you really did make me feel better.

Pacey: How is it that we always end up working the same shift together? You think its fate? Destiny working in our favor?
Karen: Or could it be the fact that you check to see what my shifts are before asking for yours?

Tobey: God, when I'm with you, when I am not with you, no matter what is going on in my life, you are my first priority. But... clearly, I am not to you. Not anymore. And that's the truth, isn't it?

Jack: When I first moved to Capeside, ok, everyone got to know me as Andie's brother. And then it was Joey's artist boyfriend. And then I told everyone I was gay, and suddenly, for the rest of high school, that's all I was. Jack, the gay guy.

Charlie: My shift got switched, all right? I was gonna call you, but I knew that you'd be at the play. Then my sister called me and told me that she had big news. And the rest... well, it's on my pants.

(About Tobey's surprise visit)
Jack: Guys, come on. I mean, he flew all the way out here just to see me.
Moskowitz: Yeah, what's that about? He's pretending this is some sweet move, when really it's a hostile takeover.

Jen: I really do hope this is iced. (Drops a coffee in Charlie's lap.)
Charlie: What are you... ?
Jen: (Spooning whipped cream from the second coffee into Charlie's lap) How about some whipped cream, huh? That is really tasty stuff.
Charlie: Jennifer Lindley. Meet Elise Todd, my sister. Elise, this is Jen, the girl I was telling you about.

(To Jen)
Pacey: Othello, huh? You think you can give me the Cliff's Notes version?

Joey: No, it's not okay, Dawson, because this is your time to freak out and I am totally robbing you of that by making this about me when it isn't and I know that it isn't and...
Dawson: And I know that you know.

Jen: I can't believe he flaked on you for those frat morons.
Tobey: He didn't flake. He's just running late. That's all. It's no big deal.
Jen: Tobey, it is a big deal. You're here for one weekend. The very least he can do is loosen his grip on his beer bong and just be on time.

Jen: Men, I swear, you gotta ram culture down their throats.

(About Audrey)
Dawson: She still weird?
Joey: Getting weirder every day.

(About the frat guys)
Tobey: Wait, they can't tie their own shoe?
Jack: Ahh, it's just a hazing thing. I mean, compared to what they used to do to pledges, this is a piece of cake.
Tobey: I guess I should take comfort in that. I mean, you could be doing strange things to cattle.
Jack: What?!

Danny: How about you lend me the boat tomorrow night and I'll take the wife out for a romantic evening and I'll give you the night out.
Pacey: Done.
Danny: Great. Great. Emily's gonna love this. She's been wanting a night out.

(About Danny and Pacey's relationship)
Karen: I can smell the male bonding from behind the door. And the odor is pungent.
Pacey: Well, maybe that's just my pheromones calling to you.
Karen: Maybe you need a stronger deodorant.

Jen: I wanted you to go see this play with me. It's a requirement for one of my classes.
Charlie: I'm sorry. But if you want, you can come by afterwards and reenact all the good parts for me. Naked, of course.
Jen: Yeah, of course. I'm sure that Shakespeare always intended to have his work performed in the flesh.

(About professor Wilder)
Audrey: You think it's too late to transfer into his class?

(About Dawson's visit)
Audrey: So, you're not planning on bring up the whole...
Joey: No. God, no. I'm not gonna bring up the kiss, I'm not gonna bring up the whole moving to Boston thing. There will be no talking whatsoever.

Audrey: What are you so nervous about? It's just Dawson. You guys have like known each other since you were placenta.
Joey: Exactly. It's Dawson. My best friend in the entire world who needs me right now more than he probably ever has and that's a lot of pressure. You know, what if I mess up and I say all the wrong things and at the end of the day I'm not enough.

Joey: Okay, well let's review. He'll show up around 1, we'll watch movies, we'll order some pizza, it'll just be me and him, no pressure at all. I'll keep everything low key.
Audrey: Low key doesn't generally involve such a carefully planned itinerary, but whatever.

Dawson: Just tell me what needs to get done.
Gale: No, nothing needs to get done. That's just it. I don't need you to do anything right now. So, why about taking Joey up on her offer? She's been calling here almost every day asking you to go see her.

Jen: So what you're saying is, when you grow up, you just want to be yourself?
Pacey: Yeah. I'm very well adjusted.

Jack: Look, we are all growing apart ok? So maybe I wanted to spare Tobey a little bit of pain.
Jen: What does that mean?
Jack: It means I want to... I wanna... I wanna met new people ok. I wanna, I wanna have new experiences and I don't want to have to worry about... about hurting somebody else in the process.
Jen: Well maybe you should have told Tobey that.
Jack: I'm telling you that!

(Talking to Jack)
Jen: I don't even feel like I know you anymore. We haven't really been friends since you got involved with this frat.

(Talking about Tobey)
Jen: You broke his heart. Do you care? Because you don't seem too bent out of shape about it.
Jack: Jen, what do you want from me?
Jen: I want you to take a second and think about what you gave up today.

Audrey: You're not happy.
Joey: No, I am happy. That's the problem.
Audrey: Uh huh, because you're neurotic.
Joey: No, because I shouldn't be happy, I mean, my best friend in the entire world just left. I haven't seen him in almost a month and as soon as he walked out of the door, I felt relieved. How horrible is that?
Audrey: It's not horrible, that's honest.
Joey: Why do I feel so guilty?