Mason: How big was this parrot?
Roxie: I don't know, parrot size.
Mason: Well a parrot can't take on a fully grown man, unless this man is a big pussy.
Roxie: I didn't say the parrot won. The robber stabbed it with a fork and killed his owner. The bird is dead.
Mason: So why do you want a bird?
Roxie: It's not about Homeland security you stupid motherf***er, I'm going to get a friend!