Deadliest Catch

Sig Hansen: They're robots. That's what they've been trained - robots. You just plug in their little batteries, jam some food in their mouths, lay them down for four hours and then like the Everready Bunny - they just keep going.

Andy Hillstrand: (after Mike Forunter went postal)25 below zero and he tore his rain gear and he had to shoot the tote that did it.

(About Edgar's bad boat driving skills.) Nick Mavar: Uncle Fester AKA Edgar Hansen is driving the boat.

Sig Hansen: I might end up spankin' myself for no reason.

Mike Fourtner: Anger management. (cocks gun)Anger management 101. (fires the gun at the bucket in the water)That how I deal with my anger.