Deadliest Catch

Jake Anderson:(On the poor results)We had as much crab in the last 10 pots, as in one pot.

Sig Hansen:(On the poor results)That's kind of make the decision easy. Stack it!

Scott Hillstrand:(On the truck prank)We're in the middle of nowhere. At least we should have fun at it.

Sig Hansen: With the weather like this, the boat get a little rolly and its wear them out. If the guys get a little pissy, I don't blame them a god-dam bit, 'cause I'm pissy.

Rick Fehst:To all you keepers, you got lucky, we'll be back next year.

Phil Harris:(on the low numbers of crabs in his pots)I think their was three crabs in that one...Big catch.

(After the truck was pull and put back into the ocean by the Cornelia Marie.) Phil Harris:Hey John, I have to give you an A+ on that one, that was good I think my crew about shit their pants. Jonathan Hillstrand:I will take that as a compliment man thanks. Phil Harris:I couldn't believe it man and it wasn't like an economy rig either, it was the full meal deal, I ahh ........never in all my years seen anything like that, over. Jonathan Hillstrand:I was parked next to that truck for just a little too long, i went wait a minute..I got a flatbed... theres a forklift...there's a truck... I got a boat sittin at the dock... ahh eureka!! Phil Harris:I'll have to return the favor but i think i'll be thinking for a long time to come up with one better that over over. Andy Hillstrand:The only thing that can top thats an airplane...yup thats right .. or an helicopter.(Both Jonathan and Andy laugh.)

Dave Millman:(after the truck was pull up)Well now we know that the block can pick up a truck.

Keith Colburn:Do you see juicy, succulent, glorious, king crab?