Calamity Jane: (to Joanie Stubbs)Every day takes figuring out all over again how to ******* live.
Al Swearengen: (to Merrick)Drink and fuck on the house, but do not attempt to detain me.
Seth Bullock: Shall I go back down with you?
Al Swearengen: It won't be just now. He'll be wanting to marshal his cutthroats... (takes a few steps down the street and then turns to Bullock) Do stay in hailing distance.
George Hearst: I have learned to accept Mr. Swearengen that events sharing some effect on my interest does not make them part of a plot.
Al Swearengen: You ain't the center of the universe in other words.
George Hearst: Exactly.
Al Swearengen: Don't that lead you to despair?
George Hearst: No sir.
Al Swearengen: You're stronger minded than I...
Doc Cochran: Leave the demons to God and trust the pain to me.
Calamity Jane: Mrs. Bullock asks me to author with her to give the children an account of my scouting for Custer.
Joanie Stubbs: I think I'd like to hear that story myself.
Calamity Jane: "Custer was a ****. The End."
Al Swearengen: (to Richardson) ******* pagan. Tell your god to ready for blood.
Farnum: (upon finding Richardson eating table scraps) I've caught you Richardson, stuffing spit-backs into your vile maw. Let tomorrow's omlets go empty, is that your ******* attitude?
Al Swearengens first name is revealed to be "Albert".
Gerald McRaney was billed as Special Guest Star in this episode.