Dean Martin Celebrity Roast

Season 1 Episode 21

Bobby Riggs

Aired Unknown Mar 08, 1974 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Jack Carter: I'm so glad you invited this mini munchkin over here, a recycled Mickey Rooney. I love tennis I always thought mixed doubles meant wife-swapping. Dean doesn't know much about tennis, we play golf alot and one day we were on the golf course and we pass by some bushes and we heard love forty, he thought it was an orgy. Yeah I saw him in a bar last night talking to a couple of old pros. Bobby Riggs is he beautiful or what, look at him he's built so cute, that's adorable. He's got the body of an Olympic champion, a Cathy Rigby. Look at this man gnome we have over here, look at him with the eyeglasses and that stringy hair and that stupid little body, he looks like a near-sighted Johnny mop I threw away. But I shouldn't pick on Bobby, why would I pick on him, cuz I hate his guts. I hate him, he disappointed me, a Davis cup champion, a Singles open champion and he went to Houston and made an Astrodome out of himself. She showed him didn't she that Billie Jean King, on television in front of forty million people, she beat the pants off of him. Luckily with his wrinkly body nobody even looked.

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