Dean Martin Celebrity Roast

Season 5 Episode 3

Jack Klugman

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Aired Unknown Mar 17, 1978 on NBC

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    • Dean Martin: Our guest of honor was born in the city of Philadelphia. Now it's not easy growing up in Philadelphia, crime there is so bad that if your not home by nine o'clock your wife can have you declared legally dead. He's still a degenerate gambler, the other day at the racetrack we were both eating a hotdog, he said to me, "I bet I'll beat you by half a length". He picked seven horses for me that day and they all lost. I finally picked a winner in the eighth, but my horse was disqualified for having a battery under the saddle. Personally I believe the jockey's story, he said the horse was hard of hearing.

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