Dean Martin Celebrity Roast

Season 7 Episode 1

Joan Collins

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Aired Unknown Feb 24, 1984 on NBC
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Dynasty star Joan Collins is roasted by Dean with guests John Forsythe, Aaron Spelling, Gavin MacLeod, Beatrice Arthur, Red Buttons, Phyllis Diller, Angie Dickinson, Charlie Callas, Rich Little, Anne Baxter, Don Rickles, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Dom DeLuise and Milton Berle.

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  • What can you say about Joan Collins? Just tune in and see for yourself as the Dean Martin Celebrity Roast returns for the final season.

    8.5
    Another wonderful roast with some of the best schtick that salutes Dynasty star Joan Collins. Some of the best lines and improv come from Milton Berle, Charlie Callas, Dom DeLuise, Red Buttons, Phyllis Diller and Don Rickles. Maude star Bea Arthur takes on Alexis Carrington's Joan Collins with both guns blazing, her mouth and her eyes. Even Zsa Zsa manages to rise to the occassion with her acerbic tongue. Don't count out John Forsythe and Aaron Spelling either, they know the temperamental star very very well. All in all it's a great fun ride with alot of laughs and alot of stars.moreless
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John Forsythe

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Aaron Spelling

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Milton Berle

Milton Berle

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Don Rickles

Don Rickles

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Phyllis Diller

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    • Gavin MacLeod: As I look around, I think almost everyone on this dais has been a passenger on "The Love Boat", of course Joan has sailed with us many times. Well you wouldn't believe how popular she is all over the world, in Trinidad she was treated like a star, in Acapulco she was treated like royalty and in the Virgin Islands, she was treated like a total stranger. And Dom DeLuise was scheduled for a cruise just last month unfortunately he had to cancel because of a tragic development in his love life, his inflatible woman ran off with his spare tire. And the wonderful Red Buttons has NEVER sailed with us but his wife told me that Red's alot like a cruise ship, he's old, he's slow and he only drops anchor once a year. But when Joan sailed with us it was an experience the crew and I will never forget. The first afternoon at sea, we found out just how sexy Joan Collins is, she accidentally fell overboard and the sharks swam up to her with a bottle of champagne and a Sinatra record. And after we arrived back at port she was really something, she got in line and went thru customs where they gave her a strip search, she got back in line six more times.

    • Phyllis Diller: She's had fifteen husbands, four of her own.

    • Red Buttons: Paul Revere who wore nothing but a raincoat and said, "I will flash one if by land, two if by sea." Never got a dinner. Clint Eastwood's sex therapist who said to Clint, "Do it Any which way you Can but no Sudden Impact". Alexander Graham Bell's wife who said to Alexander on their wedding night, "Sorry your three minutes are up". Dr. Spock who said "Never raise your hands to your kids, it leaves your groin unprotected". Never got a dinner.

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