Dean Martin Celebrity Roast

Season 3 Episode 6

Joe Garagiola

Aired Unknown May 25, 1976 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Dean Martin: Joe Garagiola is a big leaguer in every sense of the word. Joe is an inspiration to young atheletes all over America. I've never seen this man with a drink, a cigarette or a comb. Do you realize that seated up here are probably the greatest collection of hitters in Baseball history? Boy in their careers they sure swung alot of bats and I've seen some of the old bats they swing with. Joe's first year in the leagues was in 1946 with the St. Louis Cardinals, as a rookie he couldn't find it to easy. Joe didn't have a Willie Mays arm or a Maury Wills legs, all he had was Telly Savalas' head. Joe was never much at running the bases, one season he was thrown out at home 61 times, once at the ballpark and sixty times by his wife. I just want to say being your host for this evening is like being Zsa Zsa Gabor's next husband. I know what to do but how can I make it last for an hour.

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