Dean Martin Celebrity Roast

Season 3 Episode 6

Joe Garagiola

Aired Unknown May 25, 1976 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Jack Carter: Oh it's good to be here for this wonderful night of Baseball. I know it's for Baseball because when we got here Dean was already bagged. I saw him in the lobby last night trying to play records on a cigarette machine and he and Foster Brooks were dancing to it. There's my man Luis Tiant, that's a man, hello Luis, he's signing autographs at Finley, he didn't know he just signed for three years with no money. He's got such a cute head, how can they make fun, look at that nice little round head. What size hat do you wear? C-cup. I don't know why you chose to become a catcher, Joe you're such a cute man, I mean Yogi Berra I can understand, he had to wear a mask. You know why I like to watch you catch, when you get behind the plate and squat, you look like my mother when she walks. Oh are you kidding my mother's 78 she swings better than you ever did. My mother even had a chest protector, my father.

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