Dean Martin Celebrity Roast

Season 2 Episode 3

Lucille Ball

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Aired Unknown Feb 07, 1975 on NBC

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    • Jack Benny: I'm glad that it isn't always a black tie event you know but I'm glad this is a black tie affair because it lends dignity to the evening. And for your information to get a tuxedo pressed it's no longer two dollars. Of course, I get a refund when I return the wire hanger. Anyway I enjoyed my trip to Las Vegas, fortunately I ran into Fred MacMurray and he got me a good seat on the bus. Sitting alongside me was a beautiful 25-year-old girl with a six month old baby. And everytime she fed that baby, I just couldn't take my eyes off of her. I'd like to borrow that kid to syphon gasoline. He drank that bottle in ten seconds flat. (looks over at Dean) Anyway I must say with all respect to Lucy, I can see where all her exposure on TV might have upset some comedians and make them jealous, but personally I don't give a damn. I couldn't care if she's on fifty times a day. If she wants the public to get sick of her, that's her problem. (throws Lucy a kiss)

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