Dean Martin Celebrity Roast

Season 2 Episode 3

Lucille Ball

Aired Unknown Feb 07, 1975 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Phyllis Diller: Well I couldn't wait to get her because Lucy is my kind of girl. We're both cut from the same mold, thing is I'm moldier. Lucy had some career. When Lucy was making pictures at MGM, everytime a big part came up they'd say, Louis B. Mayer would say this, "Let's get that good-looking redhead." And they did, Van Johnson. When I first came to Hollywood I could have had big parts too, but I was allergic to silicon. My bra was so small it had to be put on by a jeweler. Of course now I wear a padded bra, it's got so much rubber in it, last night I threw it on the dresser and it bounced out the window. But Lucy's got her problems too, now I happen to know that she wants to dye her hair back to its original color, but she can't remember it. All my life I have tried to look like Lucy. I even use the same beauty cream Lucy uses but nothing works. You know that ugly skin on your elbows? My whole body looks like that.

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