Dean Martin: Well tonight we're honoring Monty Hall. I'm not asking you to laugh or applaud during this roast, just stay awake. I gave up alot to be here tonight, I could have been home watching "Jacques Cousteau Paper Trains a Whale". Alot of you maybe asking why we're honoring Monty Hall, remember I asked first. I don't know too much about Monty but I do know he was born in Manitoba Canada and he's about as exciting as his hometown. Manitoba is so square, you can't buy a brasiere without a prescription. But Monty was destined to host quiz shows, even back in Manitoba, he'd go up to strange girls and say Let's make a deal.