Bob Hope: Thank you Dean, I'm so glad to be here, it's such a thrill to get such a glowing introduction from a host with a glow on. I'm so happy to be here, when Mr. T invited me to be a guest at his roast, I couldn't turn him down, that's because he's one of NBC's hottest new stars, he's great guy and I prefer to have knees that bend in one direction. No he's hot, all the talk shows want him, Merv wants him to talk to him, Letterman wants him to talk to him, and Johnny Carson wants him to talk to Joanna. Mr. T did our show in Hawaii, and I found that we have quite a few things in common, we agree in almost everything, except barbers. And what a welcome we got when we landed in Honolulu, they put a lei around Mr. T's neck and he ate it. He got alot of money from us for doing that show too that's because his fist is as big as my agent.