Dean Martin Celebrity Roast

Season 7 Episode 2

Mr. T

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Aired Unknown Mar 14, 1984 on NBC

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    • Red Buttons: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm with the B-Team, I'm here tonight to ask one question and one question alone. Why, why are we giving this man a dinner? When some of the biggest people in the history of the world, never got a dinner. Adam, Adam who said to Eve in the Garden of Eden, what do you mean you got nothing to wear? Never got a dinner. Noah who said to his travel agent, "How come it never rains on Love Boat?" and he never got a dinner. Saint Christopher who said, "Where can I buy a Frank Sinatra medal?" Sitting Bull who said to General Custer, "That's not my real name, but who's going to listen to an Indian chief named Irving?" Elizabeth Taylor who said to Joan Rivers, "First we'll eat then we'll talk". The doctor who deliver Mr. T, "He slapped me!" Never, never, never got a dinner! Michaelangelo's girlfriend who said to Angelo, "Forget the paint, let's put a mirror on the ceiling." And Dick Clark's wife who said on their honeymoon, "This is your third blooper tonight!" Never got a dinner.

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