Zsa Zsa Gabor is roasted by Dean and the dais guests Donald O'Connor, Charles Nelson Reilly, Sue Cameron, Corbett Monica, Donna Fargo, Lonnie Shorr, Ruth Buzzi, Buddy Hackett and Mel Tillis. ''''Highlights:''Dean Martin sings "The Small Exception of Me". ''Dean Martin, Buddy Hackett, Donald O'Connor, Charles Nelson Reilly perform "Along Came Jones".''A "Wide World of Sports" spoof with Dean Martin as a bullfighter and Buddy Hackett as the bull.moreless
Dean Martin: Tonight we roast Zsa Zsa the most famous of the Gabor sisters. You all know the Gabor Sisters, the original Golddiggers. Poor Zsa Zsa she never had much of a childhood, she went from kindergarten to the Marriage Bureau. She's been married so many times, she's got Uncle Ben on a retainer. She's got so many wedding rings on her hand that when I kissed it tonight I thought I was kissing a package of lifesavers.
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Donald O'Connor: I once was married to Zsa Zsa. To this day I remember every detail of that wedding ceremony. The Preacher said to Zsa Zsa, "Do you take this man?" and she said, "Yes Dahling, for everything he's worth."
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Ruth Buzzi: (as Gladys Ormsby) Hello Darlings, My name is Gladys Gabor. I used to think it was Ormsby because that's what my sister always called me, but then I looked up Ormsby in a Hungarian-English Dictionary and I discovered it means 'get lost fish face'. Zsa Zsa is truly a woman of many talents and she's deeply interested in anything that goes on. You may think she's indifferent to World affairs, what tommy rot, she's had affairs all over the World!
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