Dean Martin Celebrity Roast

Season 1 Episode 14

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Aired Unknown Jan 10, 1974 on NBC



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    • Dean Martin: Tonight we roast Zsa Zsa the most famous of the Gabor sisters. You all know the Gabor Sisters, the original Golddiggers. Poor Zsa Zsa she never had much of a childhood, she went from kindergarten to the Marriage Bureau. She's been married so many times, she's got Uncle Ben on a retainer. She's got so many wedding rings on her hand that when I kissed it tonight I thought I was kissing a package of lifesavers.

    • Donald O'Connor: I once was married to Zsa Zsa. To this day I remember every detail of that wedding ceremony. The Preacher said to Zsa Zsa, "Do you take this man?" and she said, "Yes Dahling, for everything he's worth."

    • Ruth Buzzi: (as Gladys Ormsby) Hello Darlings, My name is Gladys Gabor. I used to think it was Ormsby because that's what my sister always called me, but then I looked up Ormsby in a Hungarian-English Dictionary and I discovered it means 'get lost fish face'. Zsa Zsa is truly a woman of many talents and she's deeply interested in anything that goes on. You may think she's indifferent to World affairs, what tommy rot, she's had affairs all over the World!

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