* yes, i'm speaking in my sexy whisper voice, sorry, i can't help it.
* boiler-room skill + pot connects = business major
* "getting" girls is easy (and fun), getting girls is the hard part.
* facebook: you can't win, the minute you respond to a troll, they win.
* it's the balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet all over again.
* Drew, always choose the woman over the girl...