* when all else fails, knee the nuts.
* "I dedicate this song about kisses to my hot teacher, I mean, just doing my homework..."
* real gun, fake Eli-film gun, I see you working, Degrassi.
* that's smart, Fiona, don't touch the sketchy thug's hand. I mean, you really don't know where it's been...
* baby name: whether it's Rock the wrestler or the actor, I still would have gone with Jean Claude, wink wink.