* best episode title ever. i'm a huge Pumpkins fan.
* breathing heavy...no, sighing, not that.
* Jake's favorite food is actually chicken pot pie.
* regular dude just being a regular dude, just a guy sitting on a bench, just hanging around, being a guy
* "um, it's my pickle phone."
"okay, it's avant-garde fashion."
"well, i'm trying to eat healthy..."
* it wasn't so much the naked Eli, it was that pose Eli did with his hands at the back of his head.
* yogurt is good, but Yakult is better.
* Missy pulled off what is known as the long con.
* "Becky, i love you, but it's too much yellow, that dress makes you look like a giant baby chick."
* Murry Crimbus, everybody...