part one learned:
* "i'm allergic to newsies."
* actually, a crowded restaurant is the perfect place to make a scene: built-in audience.
* "Clare, are you neurotic?"
"well, i do date Eli, so..."
* i hate hockey, i hate my life here, i might even hate myself.
* that two-hour deadline reminds me of me trying to get my tv.com posts in on time.
* split infinitive > split *you know*