learned:
* yeah, it's true, Las Vegas is Disneyland now, there's no more Mob.
* the thing is, the casino also knows about counting cards...
* hey, if that is the bachelor party, i'm getting married every day!
* that "camping" line from Adam was a little overboard there with the acting, a little strained there.
* i still like "I'm CEO, b****" better.
* at least he's bluntly honest...men tend to like sex...
* you mean the dude can't find a date from amongst the countless Facebook groupies he's undoubtedly friended?
* Katie almost became a whore for Stanford, and somewhere a Cal Golden Bear growls.
* Mama Torres in the Elvis group dance: creepy
* okay now Merry Christmas everybody, be safe out there.
