Degrassi: The Next Generation

Paige: Shoot me, drown me in fake cheese! Alex: It's not that bad

Paige: Manny Santos is a liar Mrs. Hotzilakos: Nothing ever happened between you and Mr. Oleander

PAIGE: The whole world is gonna hate me if I get him fired

Paige: (to Matt, after she tells him she'll take the fall for him) I just want you to know, there's no strings attached. There's no strings with us.

Hazel: Just so you know, I am not cool with you taking over. Manny: Relax, Paige won't care, she's too wrapped up in Matt to even notice. Hazel: It's a crush. No big thing. Manny: You don't have to lie, Paige told me about her hot after-school affair. (Hazel looks confused) Oops...I did it again.

Manny: I totally missed washing my hair for this. Paige skips practice...again.

Paige: (to Matt) Heather Sinclair? Not scary, unless you see her in her granny panties after gym.

Chester: Ho, ho, ho! Emma: You can't label people. Chester: I thought it was Christmas. How was jail?

Alex: You know, fake cheese is one ingredient away from being plastic. Paige: Hmm, just like Manny Santos.

Mr. Oleander: Look Paige, you had a public fight with Manny Santos after you promised nothing else would be said. Paige: She was really MEAN!

Chante: So, Paige basically fights you because of a guy? Manny: Paige basically fights me because she's a psycho wench.

Paige: I was fixated on your earlobes for most of the class. Matt: So, my Nano-computer lesson was dull? Paige: That my eyes were even open in Media Immersion is a testament to you.

Chester: Emmaliiinnneee.

Manny: Happy weekend Paige! (Paige ignores her) Manny: Why thanks Manny and thanks for taking my practice this morning. Paige: You want me to thank you? For what? Dropping a dirty bomb on my life? Manny: Practice went awesome without you and if you ask some of us, that wasn't a coincidence. Paige: YOU TOLD HAZEL WHEN YOU SWORE THAT YOU WOULDN'T. Manny: I thought she knew, okay? Chill. Paige: Don't use your outdated slang on me. I doubt that your mouth is even connected to your tiny, shriveled boy-obsessed brain. Manny: I'm the dumb one. Who still hasn't figured out no to chase older guys? Guys so out of her league its not funny. Paige: Big words for someone who picks up my leftovers. (People start looking at the two. Paige walks away and Manny pulls her arm back) Manny: Could you be more self-obsessed?! All you think about is your own butt which would require a lot of though given that its huge! (Manny kicks Paige's butt as Paige walks away. Paige turns around and slaps Manny in the face. Manny drops her books and starts pulling on Paige's hair. People crowd and watch the fight until Principal Hatzilakos and Mr. Oleander break up the fight. Mr. Oleander grabs Manny and Mrs. Hatzilakos grabs Paige.) Mr. Oleander: MANNY! Calm down! Manny: Hey Mr. Pedophile-I MEAN, Mr. Oleander. Don't make your girlfriend Paige even more jealous of me! Mrs. Hatzilakos: Manny. My office - Monday. Paige, Mr. Oleander, now!